April is gonna be SMASHING!! Get on the Manillatrain with brilliant headliner
Have a read of this bio, by himself..
I am a stand-up comedian, a metalhead, an amateur occultist and a
musician. I've pretty much been a show off since birth. I did comedy
sketches in assemblies at school, and pissed away my A Levels making
comedy films with my mates on my brothers camcorder. You will never get
to see these, because my mates would fucking kill me if I put them on
I've done a bit of telly, (including Never Mind The
Buzzcocks, and Saxondale with Steve Coogan) and lots of radio (including
BBC Radio 1, Radio 4, Radio 4 Extra, and 5live) but live is where the
hidden mind-control signals planted in my work are most effective.
I'm a bit of a regular on the comedy stages at Download, Sonisphere,
Bloodstock, Leeds and Reading festivals. I've opened for Amanda Palmer
off of the Dresden Dolls, done audience warm-up for Never Mind the
Buzzcocks, hosted the Metal Hammer Golden Gods, played at Torture Garden
and the Bizarre Magazine Ball and load of other events where people
mainly wear shiny things.
I'm vegan, as you can tell by the
fact that I have a lithe, sinewy body. I'm a heterosexual transvestite,
as you can tell by the fact that I wear female clothes and fancy girls.
I'm not a goth. This is an understandable error, but there is a
difference between a metaller who cross-dresses and a goth. And if need
be I will fight you to demonstrate that difference. I've got nothing
against goths. Some of my best friends are goths. Their food is lovely
and they have natural rhythm.
I am in a steampunk band called
The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing and I do walking tours of
Jack The Ripper's murder sites.
"An increasingly distinctive,
imaginative act... brilliant, genuinely unexpected lines are added to
the mix. At this rate, it won't be long until he's huge." - Chortle
"He's got a natural optimism and love of silliness that leaves you
feeling remarkably positive... a winning blend of polemic and off-beat
whimsy." - The Guardian
"One of the funniest comedians on the circuit at the moment... hitting new heights of comedic brilliance."
Sold! He's fucking ace..
As usual, doors 8pm.. And entry is FREE